quick comment concerning families

I wonder why everyone is so focused on families. They seem to think that families are the only of producing healthy and productive people. Well you know who else had a large organization that promoted families??



Charles Manson


Quiesco Causa

Dragged Over the Rainbow

I had been dating a girl for three weeks and questioning my bisexuality for a few years. We had been exploring each other regularly, pushing each others boundaries and so forth. I felt like I could have pushed further; like she would let me take more than I wanted. I wasn't sure I wanted it at all. Eventually, after steeling myself and drinking, (Normally i am a complete teetotaller, but I favor the term Spartan.) we got horizontal and naked.
I got the feeling she wanted me to touch her. I was apalled at the idea. After a few minutes of dragging my limpness up and down her leg and intense concentration it was hard enuogh for insertion.
"It might not be so bad." I thought. "After all, they are supposed to fit together right?"
I squilched it inside.
"This isn't so bad! It feels like a satin slipper dipped in snot!"
At the time, I hadn't realized how hurtful and odd this statement was. She gave me quite a staredown. Skipping forward ahead in time, she stopped returning my calls; I decided to try guys; i never looked back.


Alternate title: Fear and Loathing of Las Vaginas

trash sorting is unnecessary

REMEBER THIS BLOG POST IS A WORK IN A PROGRESS! SO BE A LITTLE LENIENT IN ACCEPTING SPELLING ERRORS AS WELL AS GRAMMATICAL ONES!

Here on the west coast, liberal minded people pat themselves on their backs after sorting through their own waste. What explains this alien phenomenon? Guilt and sick self gratification. The guilt ridden, non-labor, left needs to convince itself that it actually conserves the beloved environment by proving that it can get their hands soiled. How much does trash sorting help as far as recycling is concerned? The answer is shockingly very little.

Most people who resort to separating their own waste into recyclables and non-recyclables are wasting their time. For those of us who have not yet seen how our wastefulness and irresponsibility are destroying the pristine wilderness and making Indians cry etc., recycling is seen as a frivolous and self indulgent. People who see recycling in this manner are correct for a whole damn slurry of reasons:

1. Garbage that one does not sort for recycling at home is sorted and sold to recycling plants at the waste management facility nearest to its pick-up point.
2. The profit this recyclable material makes is vital to the waste management industry. If all citizens sorted their waste they would destroy an incentive for any recycling to be done in waste management facilities.
3. Most garbage that is "thrown away" actually ends up recycled anyway.
4. Even if a recyclable item of waste is unrecycled it goes into a landfill. The purpose of modern landfills is to reintroduce waste items back into the environment so that they can be broken down chemically.

So why does the so-called informed, left still participate in this masturbatory process? The only real and accurate answer is guilt. Americans drive down any street in their country and absorb sights of commercial desolation. ("Wouldn't it be nice if we replaced one of the three Starbucks on this block with a small patch of trees?" they think.) They feel bad about benefiting from the aforementioned desolation and desperately want to restore the majestic old growth that used to impress the people of the new world for centuries. I picture them rushing to their garbage bins every Garbage Day to sacrifice a small amount of garbage to appease their consciences with the same manner of desperation a Greek would sacrifice to a god in order to cure disease.

Another thing that keeps this barbaric Sorting ritual alive is its alliance to Regionalism. The Author pictures the episode of South Park "Smug Alert" Where uptight yuppie San Franciscans sniff and get high off of, their own farts. . "Here in San Francisco We're a little more progressive than other places; We drive Hybrids. PFFRRTT! Then SCHNNNORRRT!" These elite west coasters crave a distinction from other regions that they see as fatter, poorly educated, and old-fashioned. My employer actually said to me once "No, No, we don't throw out our plastic forks. Put those in the dish washer! Seattle is not like Ohio! We Recycle here!"

Recycling is useful; It saves Money and energy. But sorting out one's own garbage from recyclable materials a waste of time.